My Top Ten

Here is my list of the top ten things I love about living overseas:
10. No taxes
9. No speed limit - in fact, no rules of the road of any kind
8. Tea time (promptly at 4 and preferable with scones)
7. I can wear the same thing every day and no one cares, wait a minute - no one even notices!
6. Time is relative
5. Men wearing capris
4. The strongest, most glorious cup of macchiato ever known to man - delivered to you for a mere 25 cents
3. The ability to purchase any item as a single - for instance, one piece of gum, one CD-RW, one cigarette (if one smokes - which I don't but if I did - how great is that?)
2. Election season only comes along every 30-50 years
1. As a blonde haired browned eyed girl - I'm actually exotic!