Dear eHarmony and Dr. Neil Clark Warren:
Well, I've signed up for your service. Encouraged by beautiful people on the TV telling me how they found their perfect match on your site, I figured I'd give it a go. I've been on it now for just under a week. So far, I'm not sure you quite comprehend what my perfect match consists of. To clarify - my perfect match is NOT, I repeat, NOT 5'2". Nor is my perfect match 5'7". In fact, I'm pretty sure my perfect match is not under 5'9". That being said, out of the 8 per day matches you have sent me - 80% have been below the stipulated height requirement. I know, I know, maybe my one true love is a midget...but I don't think so. That being said, once my one month trial with you is complete I will not continue this relationship any longer. It is too disappointing and depressing. All my best.
Jen
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