Bachelor #5 - SOLD for $25

So, my friend and I decide to help out a girl who is volunteering in Congo for a year to help women victims of war. A noble cause indeed. I’m happy to oblige and pay the 15 dollar cover to enter my very first Date Auction. We were excited. My friend even withdrew cash in order to bid on one lucky gentleman. As for me, I’m taken (I think). Anyway, we’re sitting there when some guy walks up to us and asks if we’d like to bid on him in a silent auction. Upon further discussion it becomes quite apparent that he has nothing whatsoever to do with the event. And so, we blow him off, quite handedly I would say. As the night progressed and dates continued to be auctioned we left - which is a sad ending indeed. Money in pockets, no dates to be scored. Its a sad state of affairs when a single gal can’t even find a quality date at an auction. And people wonder why so many of us choose to remain single.