Hello Stalker

I received a note slid under my apartment door. It went a little something like this...“I’m your neighbor directly across the hallway“...”I am half-guessing now that you are in fact a girl” (duh) “...and attractive” (double duh :)) “I believe we shared an elevator once, my name is Cliff”. Well, Cliff...if we shared an elevator why didn’t you just say hello to begin with rather than writing me a two page note? Seriously, it might be scary to put yourself out there but nothing is more disconcerting to a single gal than receiving a note about a guy who has been watching her. Hello stalker. Why don’t you go to the wizard and ask for some guts.